Monday, August 30, 2010

The Road to Glory

The road is more than just long, it's brutal. I've got 4 more semesters of my marathon college career before I can decide to play poker fulltime... roflcoptor on lawlersk8z. It seems lately all I'm able to do is float around and make enough to pay the bills. But for some reason the school year is giving me some serious drive. I'm about to start grinding out mass hours and hopefully I just anal rape the poker scene. I just started playing on victory poker which is a sweet little network about to join cake. I was able to turn $250 into $500 playing hu50 for like a day. The rake is insane bc the cap is fucking FOUR DOLLARS instead of .25 cents... ridiculous. but the players are all afflicted with downs syndrome so it's worth the rake.
So here I am pledging that I will start my massive grind-a-thon and play a beastly schedule of HU
Cash games for the rest of this semester. I'll start charting my progress mostly for my own benefit.
I'm gunna take a few risks this year, mostly work harder, and be nice and stacked for my senior year.

P.S. Mcdonkin is trying a cock enlargement suppliment hopefully he will let us know how it goes.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

"Whatcha doin baby? "

That was the text I got last night from the 31 yr old mother of 2 I've been seeing for the past couple of months, which I ignored...  At this point I suppose I should backtrack and explain who I am and why I am writing on this blog and why I am blogging about some 31 yr old skank from a housier ridden part of Missouri.  I'm collegeguy and though I play quite a bit of poker, I'll be the first to admit it's not my natural habitat.  I mean, I'm not bad at poker and with the right supervision, you might even say I'm pretty good.  Not really good.  Not great.  But pretty good.  Anyway, my purpose on this blog is not as much to talk about my bad beats, how the poker gods are unmerciful, or how awesome some tourney win was as much as I am here to talk about my life because, for the most part, it's more interesting than everyone else's on this blog and more interesting than yours is for that matter too.  HAH! Just Kidding.  I'm actually quite a bore. 

Moving on, I haven't played much poker since June because I had to remove my entire $800 bankroll to pay for the cost of going to a friends wedding in Denver, which fucking sucked  btw.  So I have been broke as shit and forced to get a real job to cover the costs of life and try to rebuild a roll.   And that's where I am now.  In the mean time I have also been talking to 2 girls and trying to get over my ex girlfriend.  The girls, including the ex, are 20, 25, and 31.  Pretty much covering the spectrum of women who aren't old enough to be my mother.  Either way, I'm dropping all three on account of one being a re-tard, 2 having 4 kids between them, including an 8 yr old :O wtf, and one being terrible in bed.  I am going to attempt to only go out one night per week for the next 2-3 months and conserve money as to add to a br more quickly but we shall see how that goes.  I like to drink.  That makes things difficult.  My ultimate goal is to save 2k for a hu50 exclusive br.  I don't really have much else to say for now.  I am kinda drunk so if this doesn't make sense, suck it.  And at least now I am finished with the introduction of my great self.  So from here on out things will be better and make more sense.  Okay.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

ha

biggest win of the week:(

Monday, August 16, 2010

Much needed victory


After knocking out Drew in 3rd place when I flopped a flush. I ended up taking it down and shipping the 600... Much needed victory after a few bad days! Where was Jday? I have no idea either... prob playin the dazzler.

runnin bad

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Grind and lose..

grinded all day ending up losing like 125... only one decent cash of 3rd place, rest were all just fall shorts.. Better luck tomorrow!

thanks for the invite

gl to you guys and thanks for invite.now give me your chips plz

No posting :( starting up again now!

We have not been posting on here in forever. We have decided to start up again now. We both have made somewhat of a transition to merge network from fulltilt. We both have been killing it even after only being there for a little over a week. Too bad they changed the MTT LB promo to some dumb tourney king freeroll, much rather win a 12.5k seat pack then like 1400USD after beating up 200+ donks also. Before it was under a 100 players and u take home a big prize now its over 200 and u take home shiz. Blow me freerollers! Frodonkin1 has made its return to merge, fear the beast...