Dueling Banjos

Me and Mcdough have been playing dueling banjos w/ eachother lately, so here is my response to his recent winnings. Last week I won $1200 back to back which was pretty sweet. Yesterday I managed to take 1st in the 7k rebuy add on. I got down to HU and I was outstacked 5 to 1. Luckily my opponent was stricken with downs once again and I managed to dominate him into oblivion :) Today I coached RayRay to 2 wins that i'm sure he'll be posting later. Our trio is really on fire right now and hopefully we can keep it burning. Getting drunk with my m8's tonight so I don't expect to play much 2morro but who knows! shorty fire burnin on the dance floor.

Flawless eats his snicker, I spend the money

So I take a beat in a clutch spot of the 6k against the king himself(ltuflawless). I do not let his bullshit get to me and so I push on to the FT. I shit shoot my way into 2nd place :).... Once the $$$$ is in my wallet I am buyin a new comp... Nice try shitface

P.S. I did knock him out later in the tourney... Get aids and die.

I miss the Cadi

I know this blog is primarily for poker. But I miss my car. I'm rollin' in a fucking Toyota Camry and it is so small and gay. I miss my big, gas burning, smooth riding, Cadillac. Thursday morning my alternator went out on the free way. Everything on a Cadi is electronic so the whole car fucking shuts off. I called these tow truck guys and they were like , "Hey you're the guy with the Cadillac we towed before" and I was like, "yea thats my luck". I got to school late and the principal asks me, "How did you get here?" I said, "Wedged in a tow-truck with two fat guys".
However, I must admit I have had good luck playing poker today. Up 375 playing Heads up hundred. For an amateaur like myself I think it is a good win. I guess I will use those proceeds to pay for the rice burner that I am renting right now. Houston Texans over the Cowboys -3 +100. My all your hands be live and your pots be monsters. Skol Vikings!

Lacs

Won some $$$ then got trashered

I took 2nd in the 6k teed today for $1200. I forgot to take a screen shot bc I had to leave all quick to save my buddy chris from a gay situation with some "friends" who are pretty much just assholes. I played good on the final table and just got shitty cards for the HU. Still I managed to make a $1200 win 2 days in a row now and I'm just hoping for the hat trick I guess. It's 3am and I have to get up @ 8 to go to my stupid GEo class and turn in the project... Mos def wasn't worth it to go get drunk tonight and listen to some douchebags argue about politics or even the universe...

but i'm glad I could help chris out. Hopefully ray has a blog about anal'ing some chick down in cape this weekend :) Well I'm off to go pwn some more noobtards, GG !

I didn't win the PLO... but

I managed to take down the $4k teed. I did about 5 shots of goldschläger pretty much just to prove that me drunk pwns sober people. It doesn't take much for me to buzz pretty hard, god i love goldschläger... I just realized i can buy a shitload of it with these winnings which I owe to the delicious liquid. Lots of donkness in the turbo 4k but it's always a good time and I was pretty due to win one. I took a sick 3 outter in the $60 7k game today, bubbled the FT of the $2750 on AQ to 78 pf.(was a weird call for him to make considering the weight i had behind me) anyways another trophy to add to the blogz0r. If only I can make myself start going to my physical Geo 101 class... gayness. I was supposed to be measuring the rain or some shit for 20 days but I didn't bother to, so now google is going to help me finish the project just hours before it's due :) <3 laziness. Oh also in this game I'd like to remind myself I folded JJ pre in a big spot thinking it might be too big of a flip to take. I was completely wrong this time the guy had 66 and I would have been the chip leader with 5 left lol. But still he coulda had AQ... w/e I stole my way to first instead of gambo'd. GG was had by all.

I think I'll start posting some wins to boost my own confidence. I cash almost every omaha tournament I play but I keep landing in the top 2 so I mos def need to invest more money in this game. Cash games always seem to rape me @ it tho, can't win a 70 30 to save my life. Oh wells here is some money back. Hopefully Ray will be posting up some tourney wins soon. GJ to McDonk on taking down the 23k KO teed too bad it wasn't on my dime :(

Terje fluuunddeerrrflaaaggeen

So I randomly ask terje for stake on fulltilt which I do every so often(he almost always tells me to go fuck myself). He decides we are going to play the 75d KO 23k teed. Since it is our first real stake deal besides a few little tournies on merge network. So we finally decide on a 65/35 deal, which I admit is a little ridic based on my 85% final table(Terje always jokes and says that I final 85% of my mtt's). Terje played also but he ended up busting out early with AA vs JJ and the J came, this leaving it all up to me. This fuckin shitface player MOVEoverROVER1 calls me with any 2 cards when he is in the blinds. He also called me on a T76 board with a4 and turn rivers a straight on me... losing a big pot. This shit happened a lot with this player, he would also shove all in on me on small pots and stuff like that. So I said to Terje, "you know im gonna hit the nuts on this fag and get him one of these times" and Terje kept saying "He is playing personal poker" which from his land means yeah he is a fag. So I make it to the final table and who has 500k chips? MOVEoverROVER1...... This shitface luckboxed his way to a giant stack on the final table. So I triple with QQ vs a8 vs aq and take down a decent pot and I finally make it to HU. Who am I playing against? MOVEoverROVER1..... This donk keeps asking me for a chop saying ill take 5k u take like 4300? I reply "just play". He has stack with 700k and I am sitting around 300k to start the HU match. I made 2 hero calls(that were pretty amazing, one where he shoved me on river with nothing and I hero with second pair) that ended up taking our stacks too even. Then I had A3 with the A of spades. I minraised the button and he called. Flop 567 all spades, he checked I bet he calls. Turn brings 3 of spades. He minbets the turn I flat. He bets like 120k on river and I shove him, he insta calls with the king and I ship it all baby. It ended up being the second nuts but I told Terje this would happen I just didn't know it would be HU vs him. Eat shit donks playing personal poker. I love it when people try to battle me cuz I always win. GG

Starting my cash game adventures!

So I started cash gaming NL$100 on merge today, i must say 6 max seems pretty easy @ this level/site. I managed to come away with something like $100 profit.(not beautiful I know). But I ran like dog shit for a lot of the day, the best sample being this hand. Hopefully 2morro goes much better. 35% rakeback is most baller I must say. Maybe I'll start posting stuff here for my own amusement. Oh I also heard Jday is almost busto and ray ray is coming back for more this friday. GL guys hopefully things turn around for everyone soon.

Maybe Mcdough's cock enlargement is working out for him...