Somehow my last post didnt post??

Pretty fucked up because it was a long and good one chronicling my weekend endeavors.  However, I am wayyy too lazy to attempt to rewrite it.  Moving on though, BIG CONGRATS to Frofro for cashing a major chunk in that ftp game.  That is just insane.  Annnnnnd because I have nothing quite as good but I wanna brag a little too I just decided to post my last few wins.  Annd unfortunately I forgot to screen shot my second place finishing on Sunday in the 15k teed 60d r/a  but it was like 3.3k i think.  Hmm, I see a terrible pattern of second places here.... maybe I should retitle my post

First MTT on FTP. Do I even have to point out It's March 1st?

Well I think my move was a good idea considering I took 3rd in this tournament tonight for 5.2k.

March is MY month baby! St.Patrick's Day, My birthday... ship 5k...
So yeah this was my first MTT I played on FTP since moving my BR there, which is now considerably larger. Feels really nice to be able to ship something big like this for the low price of $26. It was a multi-entry tho and I did use 4 entrants. 2 of which cashed :)

Well I'm a stoked little Irish fuck and now I dont regret blowing $300 on a green tuxedo quite as much!

But as they say, pics or it didnt happen!

Packin up n' shippin out to FTP

Goodbye Merge Network!

Changin up the grind and movin to FTP to play HU cash and smaller stakes MTTs. Sick of playin for peanuts on the merge network. Gotta put together atleast 30k liferoll in time to move out to Vegas next year. Hopefully the poker gods pass me the run good and I can KuntKrush an MTT or 2. Gunna be nice to be able to win 8k+ in a day instead of just 2-3k.

Wish me luck, Christ knows I need it.

Hate This Month

So i'm running epic bad this month and my teachers decided to give me a lot more bullshit homework than usual. Not being able to play full time is driving me up a wall... but whats worse is getting raped in the face left and right. If it wasn't for HU omaha i'd be down a shit ton more. I guess 2morro I start more HU grind to get my money back from MTT's. My school schedule blows dick... Trying to get 30k together in time for moving to vegas sometime next year.

POKER GODS RUN ME SOMETHIN FLAWLESS!

Being addicted to video games will stunt your growth

So this is the first tourney I have actually done well in this month.. but then again I have only played about 40 of them which is about 1/3 of the minimum I should be playing.  When you become addicted to video/comp games it stunts your poker, personal, and social growth.  This is bad.  Sometimes I feel like I should just uninstall and give the game away, but that would be like telling a drug addict to throw all of his shit in the toilet and flush it down.  It's just not going to happen.  I estimate that I play this one particular game close to 30 hrs a week which is sickening to think about.  If I just cut out half of that time and played more poker I would probably make about 30-50% more profit this month. 


Maybe/hopefully when I drive up to the frozen tundra at worlds end at the end of Feb. I can break this terrible habit and get back to playing as much as I should.  I think some good motivation is all I need.  Also, I will be quitting my day job right at that time so that will free up another 40 hrs per week to play.  Cheers to that plan!

Back to trophy hoarding.

Got 2nd the other day in the 5k turbo r/a but didn't take a shot of it.  Felt like it was time to get another one up tho so here it is. 

"Shitting where you eat and why it starts to taste funny"

This is the quote I was given tonight by my drunken accomplice, who shall remain anonymous, except for his/our exploits.  So, we went downtown to scare up a few hookers and hit the casino.  We both lost at the casino and I decided to order a steak for some comfort, which was delectable btw, and I can post more about this all later, but I am druuuuunk right now so I don't feel like typing too much so to make a loooong story short, this random fat girl approached me and said it was her birthday.  Shortly after, my anonymous friend showed up, freshly back from the bathroom and I told the fatty that my friend gave kisses for birthdays ( she asked for a shot and i was like, "no.") and so she took him around the corner and made out with him for about 10 min.  Pure awesomeness and hilarious too!   THEN, we migrated to a different bar so we could dance.  He thought he had escaped!  BUT, alas, she found us!  She also attempted to hook me up with her friend (this haoppened first at the previous bar) because she wanted my friend and nknew the only way was to get me involved as well.  So my friend is draft dodging this behemoth of a woman while i am maccing on the hot friend... then he turns around, only to see me making out with my chick and he described it as finding out that he was surrounded by 3 walls and his exit was guarded by a heifer lmao....   so he proceeded to make out with her some more to be a good team player but  in the end he just couldn't take it anymore so we left :(   my giurl was hot though and I really hope we get in touch again.. If we dont whatever, but if we do it;d be fire.  Well that's about all, besides for the other group of 3 girls we were talking to when my friends fatty showed up at bar #2 ... we suddenly abandended them and it was funny bc they acted as if they thought we were cool to chill with and nothing more for about a half hr and then when we dropped them for the girls who we had met at the bar before the new girls got all bitchy..... it was funny.  Anyway, life is running better, now if poker would just start to run a little hotter I would be complete.  Nite