"Shitting where you eat and why it starts to taste funny"

This is the quote I was given tonight by my drunken accomplice, who shall remain anonymous, except for his/our exploits.  So, we went downtown to scare up a few hookers and hit the casino.  We both lost at the casino and I decided to order a steak for some comfort, which was delectable btw, and I can post more about this all later, but I am druuuuunk right now so I don't feel like typing too much so to make a loooong story short, this random fat girl approached me and said it was her birthday.  Shortly after, my anonymous friend showed up, freshly back from the bathroom and I told the fatty that my friend gave kisses for birthdays ( she asked for a shot and i was like, "no.") and so she took him around the corner and made out with him for about 10 min.  Pure awesomeness and hilarious too!   THEN, we migrated to a different bar so we could dance.  He thought he had escaped!  BUT, alas, she found us!  She also attempted to hook me up with her friend (this haoppened first at the previous bar) because she wanted my friend and nknew the only way was to get me involved as well.  So my friend is draft dodging this behemoth of a woman while i am maccing on the hot friend... then he turns around, only to see me making out with my chick and he described it as finding out that he was surrounded by 3 walls and his exit was guarded by a heifer lmao....   so he proceeded to make out with her some more to be a good team player but  in the end he just couldn't take it anymore so we left :(   my giurl was hot though and I really hope we get in touch again.. If we dont whatever, but if we do it;d be fire.  Well that's about all, besides for the other group of 3 girls we were talking to when my friends fatty showed up at bar #2 ... we suddenly abandended them and it was funny bc they acted as if they thought we were cool to chill with and nothing more for about a half hr and then when we dropped them for the girls who we had met at the bar before the new girls got all bitchy..... it was funny.  Anyway, life is running better, now if poker would just start to run a little hotter I would be complete.  Nite