Terje fluuunddeerrrflaaaggeen

So I randomly ask terje for stake on fulltilt which I do every so often(he almost always tells me to go fuck myself). He decides we are going to play the 75d KO 23k teed. Since it is our first real stake deal besides a few little tournies on merge network. So we finally decide on a 65/35 deal, which I admit is a little ridic based on my 85% final table(Terje always jokes and says that I final 85% of my mtt's). Terje played also but he ended up busting out early with AA vs JJ and the J came, this leaving it all up to me. This fuckin shitface player MOVEoverROVER1 calls me with any 2 cards when he is in the blinds. He also called me on a T76 board with a4 and turn rivers a straight on me... losing a big pot. This shit happened a lot with this player, he would also shove all in on me on small pots and stuff like that. So I said to Terje, "you know im gonna hit the nuts on this fag and get him one of these times" and Terje kept saying "He is playing personal poker" which from his land means yeah he is a fag. So I make it to the final table and who has 500k chips? MOVEoverROVER1...... This shitface luckboxed his way to a giant stack on the final table. So I triple with QQ vs a8 vs aq and take down a decent pot and I finally make it to HU. Who am I playing against? MOVEoverROVER1..... This donk keeps asking me for a chop saying ill take 5k u take like 4300? I reply "just play". He has stack with 700k and I am sitting around 300k to start the HU match. I made 2 hero calls(that were pretty amazing, one where he shoved me on river with nothing and I hero with second pair) that ended up taking our stacks too even. Then I had A3 with the A of spades. I minraised the button and he called. Flop 567 all spades, he checked I bet he calls. Turn brings 3 of spades. He minbets the turn I flat. He bets like 120k on river and I shove him, he insta calls with the king and I ship it all baby. It ended up being the second nuts but I told Terje this would happen I just didn't know it would be HU vs him. Eat shit donks playing personal poker. I love it when people try to battle me cuz I always win. GG