... and so is winning tournies. But when you get to combine the two, well that's almost as good as an orgasm. I just had the privlidge of beating a guy named PhilAtio. I love the name, and love that he fellated me while I took all of his chips to take down a 2k teed for approx $360.00 (I took a screen shot but then fucked it up so I won't be able to proudly display my trophie) :( However, I must say that the best one I have seen yet was on Full Tilt. A guy named buff_hucker. That is pretty epic for a poker name. With that being said I would be interested to hear what the rest of you have seen as far as names with any sort of sexual inuendo. Btw I changed my name to be the same as my actual handle on the site which is nitelight9 from collegeguy07 which was the first name I ever made to play online poker some 3 years ago.
Moving on, I haven't posted in a while so I have kind of a lot to say. So, more poker stuff.. (yay!) In the past week I have made 4 final tables which were all much needed as I had taken so many beats and also made so many bad plays that my br was hurting a bit. I took 5th or something in some tourney for like $130 which lifted my spirits and helped me get back to the basics and play solid poker instead of the shit I had been playing. Shortly after that I took first in 2 tournies in the same day which are listed here! Big day at the end of Sept!
After winning the $2 r/a 2k teed today I am on a roll. Running well (i deserve it btw) and playing well.
In other poker news, I was playing some dbag at hu NL25 and after taking a couple decent pots off of him with with very drawy hands he was calling me a donk and really laying into me for calling small bets with open ended draws and the like and then crushing him on the river with value bets when they hit. Eventually, there came a hand where he flopped the 2nd nut flush with QJd I was holding the K and he made something around a 1/3 pot bet on the flop which I called and turned my nut flush. He then checked and I checked behind. On the river he shoved for around $20.00 I believe into a pot of around 10. And now for the good part. Seeing as he was being a faggot and I love to be a cock myself, I proceeded to slowroll the fuck out him. I timebanked down to around 5 sec and called... it was at this point that our villain lost his fucking mind, sat out, and went on a tyraid that lasted a few minutes. He would actually sit back in, then out just so he could keep going. It was hillarious bc he said that was uncalled for and called me ruthless which I reveled in. Here are a couple shots of somewhere in the middle of his rant:

After this, I convinced him to sit back in by asking him eventually if he was gonna reload and play or if I was going to have to take his money to a diff table. After winning another $10.00 or so he sat out and table blocked me for the next 20 min. (At one point I was sitting with him on 13 tables) I was going to report him but then some tourneys started and I got lazy so I just left.
So that's how poker has been in the past 2 weeks or so. I need to buy a new comp too but I am planning on blowing like $1400.00 or so on it so it is taking me a bit to save. But no one probably cares about that. As far as bitches go, I have been on a major dry spell since I gave the other 2 hos the boot. I think it's been like 3 weeks now, but I have a date thurs so maybe poker won't be the only area of my life that takes an upswing :D If anything good happens I'll post.